Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!
“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
by fall out boy
I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke
Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.
by panic! at the disco
Translation:
Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–
how could you translate fckng perfection OMFG
Nike’s new ad is targeted at Latina women and it is phenomenal!!!
This ad got me hyped!
¡Vámonos! 🇲🇽
So I’ve seen some people redraw the opening stills and have been wanting to do my own version for a while. I didn’t actually start until I decided to make this the worst thing ever.
They didn’t all quite turn out as well as I would’ve liked them to, but regardless of that I laughed way too much as I put this together.
